Well, let me tell you folks, this ain't your momma's stand-up. This here's a wild night with the one and only Ron White. He'll be ripping those big names like they're just outta the oven, and you better believe there ain't no topic off limits. He's got a sayin' sharper than a steak sword, and he ain't afraid to use it.
- Get ready for some serious laughs, folks. This ain't your grandma's tea party.
- Grab your whiskey, 'cause Ron White loves a good time.
- Just be ready to cry!
Get your passes now, 'cause this ain't gonna last long.
Burning Down the House: A Ron White Comedy Roast
Ron White was a legend when he decided to ridicule some of Hollywood's biggest names in his special, "Burning Down the House: A Ron White Comedy Roast." The crowd was stuffed here and ready for laughter. White didn't disappoint. He went after celebrities like a rabid dog, spitting insults that were both cruel and clever.
- His material was so good, it left the audience roaring with laughter.
- People couldn't get enough of his honest humor.
- If you want to see a comedy special that will make you, then "Burning Down the House" is a must-watch.
Ron White proves once again why he's the Emperor of roast comedy.
Ron's Going Down: A Roast
Prepare for a night of side-splitting laughter as we gather to honor the one and only Ron! This ain't no birthday party, folks. Get ready for some brutally hilarious roasts that will leave you wondering if he's secretly a robot. Our lineup of stand-up stars is packed with punchlines sharper than Ron's poker face.
- Prepare for| shocking revelations about Ron's future
- Witness| the unveiling of Ron's most embarrassing stories
- Come hungry for| a night of pure, unadulterated laughter
This ain't your grandma's roast. This is a full-on celebration of Ron. Don't miss out on this legendary night! Tickets are going quickly.
Gin & Jokes : The Uncensored Ron White Roast
Alright, folks, buckle up because this ain't your grandma's roast. Ron White's back with a fresh batch of stories, and he's serving them up straight, no chaser. This ain't a party for the faint of heart. Ron's going savage on everyone in sight. You'll be laughing so hard, you might spit .
- Expect| stories about relationships,
- drinks
- in general.
Trust, Ron White ain't sugarcoating anything. This is the real deal, folks. Raw, uncensored, and hilariously offensive.
White Hot Heat: A Ron White Comedy Inferno
Grab your bourbon and get ready to laugh, folks. Ron White is back with his new comedy special "White Hot Heat", and it's hotter than a firecracker. This ain't no tame act, this is Ron at his most brutally honest, laying down truth like a hammer. He'll poke fun everything from the human condition, and leave you laughing. So grab your buddies and get ready for a night of pure, unadulterated Ron White. Trust me, you won't regret it.
Ron White Gets Burned to a Cinder
Well, hold on, the folks were in for a wild time when they brought out the legendary comedian, Ron White. This took a turn for the hilarious. Those comedic barbs flew thick and fast! The whole thing was a comedic frenzy as Ron White, the self-proclaimed "Tater Salad King," tried to stay afloat.
He handled it like a champ, even when they went after his drinking habits! The best part was seeing his surprised expression as the roasters laid into him. It was hilariously brutal and I'm telling you, if you missed it, you missed out on something special